Well not that big. And the Buddha looked a bit more Korean than others, but all cultures do that. When people reprinted and restored The Last Supper, the disciples took on the appearance of whatever ethnicity the restorer was. If the restorer was Italian, Jesus looked Italian. If he was British, Jesus looked British. If he was German,Jesus looked Italian. He also had a perm. I think most Buddhas do have that curly hair, but why? What Asian culture has curly hair? Indians? I really don't know. I haven't seen any. Just some with waves, not tight curls.
It was peaceful as shit up there too. There were areas just ten meters from us that were noisy as fuck but we went up a few steps and it seemed like everyone shut the hell up. It was just acoustics. It was just England and I and we got to wondering where the Korean high schoolers went for "alone time," you know, sex. Because people are everywhere. There's nowhere in public you wouldn't get caught and even making out is a no-no for these conservatives, which is fine. No PDA except those hideous matching outfits. Seriously, they'll wear identical clothes that should be burned, like Bill Cosby sweaters, and they're the same size usually. that PDA's annoying too. High schoolers can't meet at someone's home because it's not culturally acceptable and the apartment's so small that if the guy's any good with his tongue, the girl's moans are going to be heard by every agashi in the building and those grey-haired ladies bent over like a question mark will be smacking someone with a cane. And they don't have cars to do it in.
I don't think England will be leaving Korea any time soon. She seems stable enough which is good because I don't need more work since I only have one break a week left except everyone gets a break. I asked her anyway if she ever thought of leaving but she said other than being bored already, she liked it just fine and she liked Korea enough to stay for it on the weekend. She didn't turn the question back on me, but I thought about it and decided I probably couldn't leave even if I wanted and I'd just stay till I was miserable enough to kill myself and then I thought it wouldn't the first time and I meant it like it wouldn't be the first time I stuck with something I hated, like AP Biology, but the thought came out like it wouldn't be the first time I offed myself hahah I really started laughing at that.
The pictures didn't turn out well I bet but maybe the Big Fucking Buddha did. It was probably only 10 meters high.
It was peaceful as shit up there too. There were areas just ten meters from us that were noisy as fuck but we went up a few steps and it seemed like everyone shut the hell up. It was just acoustics. It was just England and I and we got to wondering where the Korean high schoolers went for "alone time," you know, sex. Because people are everywhere. There's nowhere in public you wouldn't get caught and even making out is a no-no for these conservatives, which is fine. No PDA except those hideous matching outfits. Seriously, they'll wear identical clothes that should be burned, like Bill Cosby sweaters, and they're the same size usually. that PDA's annoying too. High schoolers can't meet at someone's home because it's not culturally acceptable and the apartment's so small that if the guy's any good with his tongue, the girl's moans are going to be heard by every agashi in the building and those grey-haired ladies bent over like a question mark will be smacking someone with a cane. And they don't have cars to do it in.
I don't think England will be leaving Korea any time soon. She seems stable enough which is good because I don't need more work since I only have one break a week left except everyone gets a break. I asked her anyway if she ever thought of leaving but she said other than being bored already, she liked it just fine and she liked Korea enough to stay for it on the weekend. She didn't turn the question back on me, but I thought about it and decided I probably couldn't leave even if I wanted and I'd just stay till I was miserable enough to kill myself and then I thought it wouldn't the first time and I meant it like it wouldn't be the first time I stuck with something I hated, like AP Biology, but the thought came out like it wouldn't be the first time I offed myself hahah I really started laughing at that.
The pictures didn't turn out well I bet but maybe the Big Fucking Buddha did. It was probably only 10 meters high.
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